Showing posts with label arrested. Show all posts
Showing posts with label arrested. Show all posts

Thursday, 15 April 2010

Arrested!!!!

What's this?

A police car lurking outside the warehouse?
I wonder who they're lying in wait for?



Since Rhonda's back from maternity leave, she's also on the police 'hit list'.

So.... the plot thickens as a shadowy figure emerges from the security sealed doors.

And it's....
Yup....

It's Gareth.

Again.

And it's the same police woman who arrested him the last time too.

*sigh*

Must be a slow day at the police station.

He simply couldn't resist............

Hello toots.... did you miss me?

Just get in the car will you?

Ohh, a forceful woman.... I LIKE that.




Look, enough of your lip Gareth....




... on a first name basis, we HAVE progressed from the last time.

Look, I don't need this hassle, just get in the car will you?




Okay, as long as you get in with me.

If you're not careful, I'll add harassment to your list of felonies.




That's rich, coming from you. Exactly how long have you been sitting waiting here for me?

I'd rather not answer that one, thank you very much.




Oooh, I've been delegated to the front seat!!! I AM honoured!!!.



Yep, this is a familiar sight to Gareth..... the sturdy walls of the Police Station!!!!




And yep, he spends yet ANOTHER night in the slammer. This time playing dominoes with other inmates to pass the time.




Why is it always Gareth and never Rhonda?

I secretly think it's something to do with that Eye Candy reward. That police woman just can't resist him. And he simply can't resist teasing her about it either!!!!

Monday, 29 March 2010

In The Slammer ..... Again

It's way past midnight at the old abandoned warehouse. Gareth and his cronies have been plotting for the night, with a moderate success.

And now it's time to go home.Gareth's plan for the rest of the evening - seeing that his energy levels are still fairly high, he wants to do a spot of gardening.

but instead, he has a nasty surprise waiting for him, just outside the doors.
Yep.... a waiting cop car, ready to haul him to the slammer.... again.



'But I was just about to go home and weed my vegetable plot!' he pleads to the pretty young officer in the car.

'Yeah, right,' she replies haughtily, 'where've I heard THAT before? Heh, gardening at night.... you've been up to no good.... I can taste it.'




So, yeah.... after the celebrations of his son's transition, and a nice tidy haul for his boss.....
... Gareth ended up back in jail.

And this time, he went quietly, as if he'd been expecting them!!!!




Why can't this happen to Rhonda?
Because she's permanently pregnant and smart enough to know better!!!!

Gareth, in the meantime... is getting a name for himself..... and not a nice one at that anyway.

***SIDE NOTE***

With his dedication towards keeping his crops from wilting, and fertilizing them well.... Gareth got a nice package through the post. An award for Maxing out the Gardening Skill!!!!!

Good for him!!!

As for that police officer, I'm guessing she's new to her job and keen on getting her promotions through.

But yeah, it DOES look VERY suspicious.... Gareth wanting to go home and tend his garden.

Hmmm, makes you wonder how he managed to have such fertile soil, when others have failed????