Psycho Maid Strikes Again!!!!

Gareth is definitely TOO nice a person... really.

Because of the fact that they (Gareth & Rhonda) rarely ever see the maid (I've discovered his name is Timothy Selby), they hardly got the chance to chat to this - um ... 'psychotic' - guy.

So, on one of Gareth's days off, he managed to catch up with Tim and had a chat with him.
Admittedly, the guy was pleasant enough, and they got on pretty well....




But that (I firmly believe) was the biggest mistake that Gareth EVER made.

From then on, Tim decided that he would plant his feet FIRMLY under the table .... and treat the place as if it were his own.

It all happened a few days ago, after Rhonda came back from her Egypt trip.
She was totally exhausted and had to retire to bed. Travelling such long distances, really DO take it out on these Sims.

Gareth decided to do a little work-out with the radio, Katie was having a lie-in, Alice was at school, and Joshua... well.... I'm not too sure, but I think he was asleep too.




When along came Tim... bold as brass...
... and the strangest, most evil grin on his face.




Yeah... mister... you just work that cute lil ass of yours. I've got other plans for you all. Starting with your wife.

I shall be entering your bedroom and will be standing staring at her whilst she sleeps. And there's NOTHING you can do about it.

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!




And that's exactly what he did!!!




He hovered a little, stared down at her with a weird - perhaps longing - look on his face.
Before leaving the room!!!




*sigh* Wish she'd take notice of me, instead of regarding me as the 'hired help'.

Then he decided his next task would be the nanny!!!!
Although the house is relatively new, floorboards still creak when walked upon.
And he'd heard Katie moving about.

So he made his way up the stairs and walked into the bathroom, just as she was ... um... 'busy'




Oh, I am SO sorry!!! Tim wailed, pretending to cover his eyes with embarrassment.




But if you looked closely, he wasn't sorry AT ALL. He was simply enjoying this!!!




PERVERT!!!

Katie 'appeared' unflappable and took his apology quite well, but I'll bet she was embarrassed too.

That's fine, she replied, It's a busy household, these things happen. Now if you'll excuse me, I'd better have my shower.

As she turned away, there was a look of sheer glee on his face!!




Eeeeee, he whispered excitedly, I'm really getting away with this!!!




Until Katie whipped around and clocked him one..... right in the um... 'sensitive' area.

He yowled with pain before scuttling off!!!




THEN, he decided, whilst Gareth was still working out .... to help himself to a bowl of soup!!!




The nerve of this guy.... really.

**PLEASE NOTE**

Sims don't actually DO that, kick someone in the royal package, but given the situation and the expression on his face.... I couldn't resist adding that little bit in.

Psycho Maid!!!

Going off the beaten track a little here....

It appears we have a little problem concerning the maid.
As you recall, Katie called the agency to cancel their services.

However.....

Either this guy hasn't been contactable...
... or he's suddenly become a stalker....

.... for Rhonda.




- What are you doing here?
- Working.
- I thought we'd cancelled your services.
- Did you? Did you really?
- Uh huh, now if you don't mind..... we've got a birthday party to plan.
- You're not getting rid of me THAT easily.... Rhonda.

Um. O-kay.

Yep, even after Katie made that call, each day, at different times through the day, he turns up to clean.

And then he breaks the dishwasher, causing a mess all over.




- You haven't seen the last of me yet..... Some day your nanny will be gone.... then you shall be in need of my services once again!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA



Riiiiiiiiight......


I'm not sure whether to feel sorry for him.... or fear for this family!!!!!

Catching Up

It was Gareth's day off and he decided to catch up with a few things.

Like the gardening (at least he hasn't rolled a wish to wash his hands and other silly stuff).
Although I do have a lot of misgivings about that suit. It's definitely NOT a good idea to wear it whilst weeding. But thankfully, these lucky Sims have 'Teflon' clothing. Dirt just doesn't seem to stick at all!!!



He also decided to chat to the maid. Apparently this guy has aspirations to have a gold star on Simwood Boulevard, just outside the theatre!!!




Niice.

And the he gave Laura a call.
If I remember rightly, the call went something like this...

Hi Laura, how's things?
Hi Gareth, burned anything lately?
Nah, I've been good. Ordering pizzas now.

**long pause**

Hey Gareth
Yeah?
I heard that you wanted to marry me

**VERY long pause**

Um, well, I'm ... err..... not so sure about that.... we... err.... only.. um... just met... you know?
Yeah, I thought it was funny too.
Um... Laura.
Yeah?
I'd like to see you again.
Really?
I'm planning on going on a tropical vacation. Wanna come?



Um, well... I'll pass on that one..... got a busy few weeks. It's amazing how many Sims are setting fire to their homes lately. I'm starting to think it's a trend or something.
Oh okay. Can't say I didn't try.
Yeah, gotta go, another emergency call out. Catch up soon.
Yeah, see ya. Bye.

Well, Gareth couldn't wait any longer and booked the first flight out to.....

Paris.

It's a long way from the tropical getaway he was planning, but still, he's managing to go somewhere.




The taxi pulled up and he got inside.
And immediately started to pull that 'worried' face of his.



Oh no. You're NOT pulling out of this trip.
No.
Way.

And so Gareth was on his way.....

... to beautiful, romantic, elegant Paris
With it's wonderful scenery and amazing museums and art galleries.

*Side Note*

Just could not resist this pic of Gareth.
Doesn't he look sweet?

Socializing.... Gareth Style

Well, as you can see, Gareth's not exactly 'social' material. Not because he hates people, oh heavens no.

It's because people find him a little .... um.... 'difficult to digest', especially when he's on one of his 'rampages' (for use of a better word).

*sigh*

Just wondering if there's ever going to be a companion in his life that'll put up with his..... 'quirks'

'I can't help it if I've got to double check everything. You never know when there's going to be an impending disaster..... remember the sink issue?'

That.....

.... was YOUR fault.

'Sooner or later it had to happen... you know? You must ALWAYS be prepared!!!! My new motto!!!'

Humph.

Changing topic here, how'd it go with the cookies?

'Um, well..... I never got around to baking any more.'

O-kay.

'It's Sunday, the school's shut, and you know what happened to the last lot of cookies.'

True, true.

'Anyway, I met the maid today.'

.... and....????

'Well, I told her a few specifics on what I needed when turning my bed down and stuff, asked her what cleaning products she was using etc.'




Bet she liked that one.



'Um, no. She gave me a hard glare before walking out the house. And I swear I heard her muttering under her breath about -being told my job!!!!-'

*Shakes head*

'Oh, I went out and about today, met a few folks. Flo Broke. Don't like her, she's.... weird. And that make-up. It looks as though it's been put on with a trowel!!!!!




Oh, and whilst I was in the garden, clearing the weeds, this guy walked past. So I decided to say hello, introduce myself. He was o-kay, talking about his music and stuff





..... that is .... until we got on about something or other. And that's when he strongly opposed by my beliefs on commitment issues.'



O-kay.

'But then, I had the surprise of my life. I went inside to wash my hands - well, I HAD been digging up weeds - when one of the Lin sisters turned up at the door. Roxie, I believe her name is.



So, I invited her in - gentleman that I am - and we got talking. It appears she's a little grumpy, but also has commitment issues too. Which got me thinking. There's no need to get hitched and stuff to have a little fun. Oh, she's also flirty too. So, I decided to take my chances......'

**Stay tuned for the next episode - What Happened Next**