Because of the fact that they (Gareth & Rhonda) rarely ever see the maid (I've discovered his name is Timothy Selby), they hardly got the chance to chat to this - um ... 'psychotic' - guy.
So, on one of Gareth's days off, he managed to catch up with Tim and had a chat with him.
Admittedly, the guy was pleasant enough, and they got on pretty well....
But that (I firmly believe) was the biggest mistake that Gareth EVER made.
From then on, Tim decided that he would plant his feet FIRMLY under the table .... and treat the place as if it were his own.
It all happened a few days ago, after Rhonda came back from her Egypt trip.
She was totally exhausted and had to retire to bed. Travelling such long distances, really DO take it out on these Sims.
Gareth decided to do a little work-out with the radio, Katie was having a lie-in, Alice was at school, and Joshua... well.... I'm not too sure, but I think he was asleep too.
When along came Tim... bold as brass...
... and the strangest, most evil grin on his face.
Yeah... mister... you just work that cute lil ass of yours. I've got other plans for you all. Starting with your wife.
I shall be entering your bedroom and will be standing staring at her whilst she sleeps. And there's NOTHING you can do about it.
MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
And that's exactly what he did!!!
He hovered a little, stared down at her with a weird - perhaps longing - look on his face.
Before leaving the room!!!
*sigh* Wish she'd take notice of me, instead of regarding me as the 'hired help'.
Then he decided his next task would be the nanny!!!!
Although the house is relatively new, floorboards still creak when walked upon.
And he'd heard Katie moving about.
So he made his way up the stairs and walked into the bathroom, just as she was ... um... 'busy'
Oh, I am SO sorry!!! Tim wailed, pretending to cover his eyes with embarrassment.
But if you looked closely, he wasn't sorry AT ALL. He was simply enjoying this!!!
PERVERT!!!
Katie 'appeared' unflappable and took his apology quite well, but I'll bet she was embarrassed too.
That's fine, she replied, It's a busy household, these things happen. Now if you'll excuse me, I'd better have my shower.
As she turned away, there was a look of sheer glee on his face!!
Eeeeee, he whispered excitedly, I'm really getting away with this!!!
Until Katie whipped around and clocked him one..... right in the um... 'sensitive' area.
He yowled with pain before scuttling off!!!
THEN, he decided, whilst Gareth was still working out .... to help himself to a bowl of soup!!!
The nerve of this guy.... really.
**PLEASE NOTE**
Sims don't actually DO that, kick someone in the royal package, but given the situation and the expression on his face.... I couldn't resist adding that little bit in.
Huahuahua, it really could have this action. Such abusive fellow this Tim!
ReplyDeleteHope lil' Joshua take him as his hostage! lol