Monday 16 November 2009

Ummmm....... O-kay......

So, he's got his house....

'yeah, riiiight..... sucks BIG TIME'

*ignores*

And now, it's time to get a job.

WHAT!?!?!?!

Well, you've only got 2,0004 Simoleans left over.... and that's not going to go far. Especially when it comes to the bills and buying in food.

*grumbles whilst grabbing the newspaper*



Um, are you okay over there?

'I'm looking.... o-kay? Satisfied?'

Mmmm - kay.




(better keep the old piehole shut for a little while)

Well, whilst I sit and wait patiently amidst the annoying snapping of the newspaper and the occasional grunts and grumbles, Gareth finally finds the job of his dreams (or at least the bottom rung of the corporate ladder)

And, considering that he's a couch potato, suddenly he had a desire/wish to go to the stadium and learn an athletic skill!!!!

Fine by me. It'll get him out of the house at least.

So, whilst he huffed and puffed and grimaced with pain, as he cycled to the stadium, I couldn't help wondering if he'd manage to last the entire training session without collapsing into an untidy heap!!!




But, he didn't.



Whilst he was in there, the Yin sisters decided to have a stand up argument outside. One accused the other of being too flirty.



O-kay.

And they still hung around, a couple of hours later (maybe to catch Gareth's attention - hmm dunno *shrugs*)

Well, he approached the 'flirty' one and started chatting to her.
Things were going just fine until he decided to 'pull a silly face' to break the ice.



Bad
move.

Apparently, she doesn't have a sense of humour, wasn't in the slightest bit amused ... and called him 'boring!'



That did it for Gareth. He then proceeded to launch into her, calling HER boring instead, much to her dismay (and the delight of her sister)





Oh yes, whilst this little scenario was going on... she was sitting primly on the bench 'pretending' to read the newspaper.



He poked an accusing finger at her and yelled....

'Fine!'



Her retort?

'FINE!'



Mkay. That went down... well.

Incensed, Gareth decided to calm his nerves a little and sat down on the empty space next to the other sister.




All was going well until suddenly, he leaped up and screamed his brains out with a fully blown anxiety attack. He got the strangest look from the woman sitting next to him.




Then, he sat back down, all calm and rested!

Errr..... ooooo-kaaaaaaaaayyyy



Wanting desperately to socialise, he decided to chat to the poor female, choosing his favourite topic.

Favourite TV shows!!!!

And, what do you know?
She loves the Happy Llama Lifestyle Channel too?




*Side Note*

I got Gareth to chat to the first sister, and she stood up to chat to him. But he complained about the bench being in the way!?!?!

WTH????

Stood there yelling and waving his arms about




*Sigh*

Also, halfway to the stadium, he abandoned his bicycle and ran the rest of the way!!!!




Mmm-kay

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