Tuesday, 16 March 2010

Rhonda's Pregnancy Hormones Go Into Overdrive

So, it's after the Maid's 'Surprise Party', and he's trying to make amends for his previous actions (and ingratiating himself in with the family too).

Firstly he sits down with Katie and has a nice chat, along with a bowl of cereal this time.



They sit chatting about something and nothing in particular, whilst Rhonda, now blossoming quite well, wanders around the house, trying to keep her active mind occupied.



At first, when Timothy bends down to load the dirty dishes into the dishwasher, she finds herself checking out his butt...


Mmmm.... niiiiice.........


But after a while, that novelty soon wears off, as she finds him constantly in her way, wherever she goes.

Her bladder is constantly full, thanks to the baby, and she makes a mad dash to the nearest bathroom...

....only to find him there, scrubbing the toilet.



Exactly HOW long are you going to be? she asks irritably, tapping her foot.



Not too long, came the reply, just making sure it's perfect and pristine for you.

Humph!! Too long in my opinion, just hurry up will you? I need to pee.... badly!!!!

Ooh, someone's testy today!

Yeah, just bugger off will you? Before you meet Mr Fist - he's itching to make contact with someone's face!


He WASN'T amused at all.



His 'fine butt' wasn't such a delectable treat as she glared daggers at him for ...

a) being there

and

b) for taking his damned time about it!!!!

Not only that, he helped himself to a shower - breaking it in the meantime - and stood there calmly brushing his teeth ....

.... with RHONDA'S toothbrush!!!!!




Her patience is starting to wear thin on this guy.
But for the fact that she's pregnant, and her hormones are haywire to begin with....
.... I'm pretty sure she wouldn't hesitate to throw the maid out on his ear!!!!!!

Or his butt!!!!




Instead, she sighed heavily and called out maintenance, who arrived within the hour and fixed the broken shower.

1 comment:

  1. Yeah!
    I really hope that Rhonda put this psycho on his place!
    Go go Rhonda!

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