Gareth, the 'Super Spy'

Well, after all his freaking out.....



not my fault

*glares*

... as I was saying....

you created me

*coughs*

Gareth?

Yep?

Stop interrupting me. I'm trying to give an update here.

Oh. Sorry.

Thank you.

But you did you know.

Did... what?

Created me.

............ annnnnnnnnnnnd.........???????

Heh, you've got to live with the consequences.

*rolls eyes*

Just. Shut. Up.

Okay.

Fine.

But tell them this one thing that happened!!

Gareth.

Please.

Will you let me tell the story?

Okay.... but..

No. Buts.

Okay.... but....

Just.... go tend the garden or something.... okay?

Ah, right. Um, okay. The sprinkler could do with a serious upgrade. It's not so much fun standing watering the garden ... in your shorts and tee shirt ... in the early hours of the morning. I can tell you.

Well, you can go do that... right? And I'll tell everyone what's happened this time... okay?

Okay... you won't forget?

No.

Thank you. *grumbles* Damned slave-driver. Tired here and here I am hammer in hand, not a fricking clue what I'm supposed to be doing..... *sigh*



Now where was I?
Oh yes. The drama, the drama.

Gareth was nicely settling into his routines of working, sleeping..

Eating.

... *sigh*

.. eating.....

Checking the stove.

Gareth?

Yeah?

How are you doing with the sprinkler?

Nearly done *grumbles, wonder what else she's going to make me do? *grumbles*.

Damn. Oh well.

*thinks hard*

Oh Gareth?

Yeah?

Don't forget the toilet. I think it needs unclogging too.

*grumbles*, typical, the damned thing stinks to high heaven here *grumbles*




I'm only the narrator, you're the one who is living here.

Oh. Yeah!

Well, as I was saying, Gareth's nicely settling into his routines. He's even, actually, looking forward to going into work and is now wanting a promotion.

Seeeeeeeeeeeee......

If you give the job a little longer than a day, you never know what you might find.
Any way... well...

It appears that Gareth's boss wants him to 'spy' on one of Riverview's citizens, make friends with her etc.
-just because he's 'curious'-

Yeah, riight.....

It's because she's filthy rich and he wants to stake out her place (not that I'm going to say anything to Gareth) You know how he is.... the slightest thing sets him off.

But, he decided to chat to this woman after all, and found that he too... was being 'watched'.




Not to be outdone, he decided to catch up with this, rather pretty, young lady spy and chat to her... discovering n the process, that she's demented - um, I mean.... neurotic.... like Gareth.



Sadly, he had to go to work before he got to know her better, but there's time. He's still young...
... for now.

Gareth?

*sigh*

NOW where's he.....

.. uh oh.




Hey, that's an empty house!

And they're not going to miss these either.




*shakes head*

Oh.... Gareth.

Well, you created me.... remember?

I know.... I know.

**Side note**

I've never taken much notice of Gareth's workplace until I followed him there one evening.


Considering the place is basically falling apart.... that high tech stuff they have at the entrance.... doesn't fool anybody.