WTH?!?!?!? I did NOT Sign Up for this!!

Gareth decided to try his hand making Grilled Cheese Sandwiches.

Um, good luck. *stands waaaaaaaaaaaay back*




Actually, after a shaky start, they ended up, not too bad really. But then, after fixing the toilet and upgrading the sprinkler, Gareth had this sudden urge to upgrade 5 more items around the home.

So, with trusty hammer in hand.....
.... he set about trying to make the oven 'fire proof'.




WHAT THE H..........................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HOW THE H...............????????????????



I swear, I didn't do anything... really!!!! The bloody thing just set alight on me!!!!




Breathe... breathe...



What do I do? What do I do?

Um, calling the Fire Service might help here.

Okay... okay... yep... good. Call the Fire Service..... dammit, what's their number????

So, with shaking hands, he dialled the number.... several times..... his eyes bugging out of their sockets.



A crew will be on their way, just don't... touch anything.

HOLY HELL IT'S HOT!!!!!!!




Dammit dammit, oh crap, oh crap!!!!

I swear, really. I wasn't cooking.... just hitting it with a hammer!!!

Um, here they are.



Oh thank heavens!!!! I KNEW this was going to happen. I've been having a nasty feeling for AGES!

No you haven't. You're just saying this in the heat of the...

HAHA!!

What's funny?

I made a funny.... 'heat' of the moment!! HAHA

SOOOO not funny.




"Step aside folks, we can handle it from here. You did the right thing... calling on us."



I hate this, I really.... .... whoa!!!! She's nice!




Um.... Gareth?

I think I'm in love, just look at that face.....




o-kay

"Well, that's the fire out, please, try to be more careful next time okay?"



I so want to marry her.




Well, THAT'S a turn up for the books!!!!

Wanna hang out with me? I like the colour blue.



"I like the colour white. Oh, apparently I'm pretty brave..... and clumsy sometimes."



Long pause.

"Oh crap!!! I've actually put out a fire!!! Damn, this job's exhausting."



Oh yes... she's the gal for me.



So folks, stay tuned and keep a check on this gal. Her name is Laura Kemp, and it appears she just 'might' be the gal in Gareth's life.



Who would have thunk?