Monday, 4 January 2010

Married Life.... Begins

Gareth and Rhonda wasted no time in getting down to 'business'.

Even though Rhonda was completely and totally exhausted, they insisted on consummating their marriage vows.

Whilst Gareth got comfy, plumping up his pillows, Rhonda approached, rather timidly, looking about the room. Her eyes fell on a picture on the wall.



Oh, that's new.
Yeah, you like it?
It's different.
You don't like it?
Yeah, 'course I do.



Just as Rhonda started getting comfortable, Gareth opened his mouth to sing.



You're not going to do that when.... we... do it, are you?
Um, no, not if you don't want me to.
Well, no, not really.
Okay then, I won't.

They settled side by side, and I could tell that they were stalling for time, but as you know, these things can't be rushed.



Oh hey, you're bedroom's blue!
You like it?
It's um, dark.
You don't like it?
Of course I do, it's my favourite colour, blue!
That's funny.
What is?
It's my favourite colour too!!!
Oh wow, that is a surprise.

Comfy?
Yeah.

Um, nervous?
Er.... a little... you?
Um, yeah.

*pregnant pause here*

Um, how about just a cuddle huh? That shouldn't be too tricky.
Er, okay, I'm good with that.



So they snuggled together.

Um.... ready?
Um, yeah... okay.



Wanna make this.... fun?
Um, yeah, right....
Ready?



Well, I won't go into too much detail but.....

Let's let the pics tell the story shall we?




After a session of 'good lovin'', they emerged from the covers, big grins on their faces.

Was that good for you?



It was ... okay.



Huh?
I was teasing!!! You were awesome.
Aww thanks sweetie.
Don't mention it. You were pretty good yourself.

So they relaxed for a while, big grins on their faces. Thinking about their very first WooHoo's together.




**SIDE NOTE**

Rhonda is a very odd character indeed.
Shortly after their WooHoo, her thought bubble came up.
About herself!!!



O-kay.....

Maybe she was thinking about how awesome a lover she was.... perhaps?
Then again, maybe not.

And, even though there was a perfectly good bed there, she decided to nap on the settee instead!!!



Hmm, odd, very odd indeed.

1 comment:

  1. Huahauahua... Rhonda is very odd, but you know, I like her lots!
    She just resembles a friend o'mine! lol

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